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Chinese Snow Cone

Sexual act in which a willing partner of either sex lies supine, allowing partner to forcefully ejaculate into both nostrils, forming a wad of man-gravy to form into a pleasing cone shape upon vocal chords.
After I gave that bar slut a Chinese snow cone, she choked and never called me again. I hope she got a respiratory infection....
by Cleveland emt May 28, 2008
mugGet the Chinese Snow Conemug.

balgarian snow cone

the process by which the male ejaculates on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his balls, and proceeds by inserting the balls into the assof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the ass with shit and seamen, followed by the insertion of the balls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the balls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.
BITCH! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!
by jim69s February 5, 2008
mugGet the balgarian snow conemug.

dutch snow cone

performing anal intercourse which results in ejaculation in her rectum, then her deficating in your mouth, not to be confused with the frosted brownie
So my buddy Chad, was telling me about his break-up with his ex, and there was a dutch snow cone involved.
by 3rtothedshift August 10, 2009
mugGet the dutch snow conemug.

snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
mugGet the snow cone personmug.

Michigan Snow Cone

When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?
by TCBornandDead February 4, 2019
mugGet the Michigan Snow Conemug.

Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.
"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".
by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017
mugGet the Minnesotan Snow Conemug.

snow cone twins

When two girls suck the same dick, and or figure it out together. At a later date. "They're sno-cone twins"
I just found out , my best friend has been sucking my exes dick. Now we're snow cone twins.
by BRANDONG69 October 25, 2019
mugGet the snow cone twinsmug.

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