Julie asks her young boy friend. "Do you want me to lick your snotcha" ? John replies "Huh" ? Julie says in response with a touch of confusion! "Well it Snotcha balls and it snotcha asshole"
by Jason Prosser August 28, 2006
Get the snotcha mug.When a woman is wearing bathing suit aparati bikini and her crotch looks as if there is a small infant boys weiner in her crotchular area. This can also be called a "vaginis".
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"What a snotch"
by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011
Get the Snotch mug.an insult; like a burn but cooler
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006
Get the scortch mug.Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.
"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"
"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."
"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."
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Get the snortcake mug.The steaming smelly queef that percusses out of a used up snootchas it’s being pushed into by a man of low self esteem, or can be used as an insult to convey the above about a person.
When I walked into John’s room that he shared with his wife, it smelled of snootch farts and disappointment.
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