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snork

A nasal spray used to help clear up sinus congestion.
Do you have any snork? I'm really stuffed up!
by batgirl33 August 6, 2004
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snork

To abruptly and sharply bump one's nose.
I got snorked by a wild pitch in the game last night! My nose still hurts!
by JavaJaneOhio April 28, 2010
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snork

Alternative meat - Like Quorn, Tofu or other substitutes
Snork and Noodles
by Alan Jones January 2, 2004
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snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats
did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.
by x2f101011 October 10, 2010
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Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.
Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.
by El Barnito June 30, 2023
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Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.
You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.
by hotwings25 May 8, 2013
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snork

verb: snork, snorked, snorking, snorkage
noun: snork, snorkage

When you and another lad grab each other by the elbow joint (420), then proceed to run up behind an unsuspecting individual, and with your conjoined arms impact their ankles, thus flipping them onto their back. This is usually proceeded with the phrase, "You have just been snorked".
"Damo and Keith snorked Karen on the weekend."

"Riley felt that there was some snorkage to perform in the room."
by Diley Harlor April 11, 2019
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