garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

by mem September 5, 2005

Child Snatcher

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk

Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”

by EMSP420 July 9, 2019

Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.

Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.

by Hotlan November 25, 2009

song snatcher

This occurs when you're singing a song and someone near you jumps in and starts singing right along with you.

A: "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger"

B: ( song snatcher jumps in enthusiastically) but she ain't messin' wit' no broke..."

by crunkstrunk June 18, 2010

cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.

Hogan is a cooch snatcher.

by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid November 16, 2007

Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.

by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013

Song Snatcher

Someone who finds a song they really like and then listen to that same song for a long period of time.

Person 1: rachie is a song snatcher.
Person 2: I know right she only listens to EARFQUAKE.

by XNarz November 16, 2019