snarkenfreude

A compound word combining snarky (itself a combination of snide and remark) and Schadefreude.

Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.

"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"

by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007

snarkasm

Especially snide or belittling sarcasm, often directed at a person to their face.

Alternately: Snarcasm

While the comment, about a third person, "Yeah, that's really going to work," is just conventional sarcasm, the same comment, directed at the person will exaggerated inflection, "Yeah, that's REALLY going to WORK," slips into snarkasm.

by Jason Flahardy and Jessica Powell June 14, 2006

snarkicism

1. any criticism delivered in a pointedly sarcastic or rude manner

2. any rude or snarky comment thinly veiled as constructive criticism

The coach, fed up with the team's lack of effort, lobbed snarkicisms at the players.

by auntjenni January 15, 2010

SnarkyAss

An extreme smartass.

Dudette - The Playstation 1 is the best console ever!

Dude - Yea, who didn't love Bubsy 3d?

Dudette - Snarkyass...

by OMGItsJackieChanLOL May 7, 2009

snark attack

1. The act of saying something snarky without warning, thereby stunning the victim into silence.
2. The act of saying something snarky, then walking away before the victim can respond.
3. A cross between a snarky remark and a drive by shooting.

1. My in-law is the queen of snark attacks; she hits without warning then hangs up the phone.
2. Hey, what did I do to deserve the snark attack?

by Sher LeScott January 31, 2010

snarklekitten

An attractive,seemingly sweet woman who engages in harsh or bitter derision or irony, combining rudeness and sharply ironical taunts; or sneering, cutting remarks in conjunction with being rude.

Hey, snarklekitten, I don't appreciate your snarkcasm.

by coal6 August 27, 2010

Snarkastically

A joining of Sarcasm and Snarky to form a belittling, condescending, unpleasant, sharp, bitter, scornful remark or gesture.

I told the police officer , "with my years of driving experience and quick wits I have at least the same level of competence when dealing with different driving situations." to which he snarkastically laughed in my face.

by tstyler April 28, 2011