Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

Snarf by The Greg June 22, 2004

snarf

To steal something, take something that doesn't belong to you, probably in a wholesale/ongoing and devious manner. Visualize a rat crossed with a vacuum cleaner.

The intention is to prevent the addresses from being snarfed up by automated web scanners for use by spammers. (GNU Mailman 2.1.8a mailing list software)

snarf by Clytie April 16, 2006

snarf

Whilst sitting in a hot tub, the act of eating the bubbles produced by one's own, or someone else's fart as they reach the surface.

"I lit a huge bumble rumbler in the hot tub last night but Zean totally snarfed me before i could see what it smelled like"

snarf by Bojiggle August 3, 2006

Snarf

The act of sneezing so hard that you fart with great pain.

That pepper made me snarf so hard, i thought my colon was going to fall out.

Snarf by Jack Bequick November 10, 2009

snarf

to smell a particularly stanky fart.

Hey Jill snarf this.
Get a snarf of that.

snarf by kyle pet. August 24, 2007

Snarf

To Snarf some one:
To step into a random or non random persons face and while doing this you shout the word,"snarf!"
If the individual jumps or is frightened by your "snarf" you have accomplished.
or it can be used as a replacement word.

" Hey, guys lets go snarf this little clown."
"oh yeah, man do it. it'll be funny"
"snarf!"
"hahahahaha, what a girl you snarfed him so bad"

or

"What the snarf!?"
"maaan i snarfed your mom last night, i was dissapointed."

Snarf by Mathew Rose January 25, 2008

Snarf

To place ones nose into the hole of the rectum of another person while they inflate your nostrils with flatulence.

Tiffany ate a can of beans and thought it was hilarious when she snarfed lashawn

in this example tiffany would be the snarfalufagus since she was the one snarfing

Snarf by clucbag July 6, 2011