Snakeman or the Snake is a nickname for the proffesional football player neymar.He got the legendary title because he always moves like a snake when he gets injured and fells down.He falls for no reason about 50 times in a game.
Hey did you see the last match of the snakeman he played without falling down for the last 10 minutes
by A honest football fan May 4, 2021
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"George Bush is such a sticker salesman." OR...
"Mike 10 years from now you will be selling stickers in WalMart or McDonald's."
" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."
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" Dude, I had such a stickersalesman moment just then."
by Shoelesshobo October 21, 2011
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a man who controls prostitutes and arranges clients for them, taking a percentage of their earnings in return
by Word_for_word January 31, 2012
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Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"
by kantalupa March 10, 2009
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Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.
by EenBeen June 11, 2020
Get the jizz spokesman mug.A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
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