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fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.
I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!
by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010
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Cum Snail

The act of army crawling through some cum, this can be done naked or clothed, with your cum or someone else’s. An ideal cum snail will have their tounge scraping against the floor as to injest as much of the cum as possible.
I can’t believe that Leroy abused his little cousin Adeins trust and tricked him into becoming his personal cum snail!
by cdawg91 April 5, 2019
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snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.
After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.
by vastheman August 18, 2009
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snail

Smart and social animal. They like to eat jellyfish and dinosaurs. Snails live in big houses with gardens. Sometimes their house is set near a waterpool but as it is quite dangerous, not many settle there. One day the snails will rule the world, but not tomorrow because tomorrow is moving day. French also like to eat snails.
Oh look at that enormous snail! He is so superior and impressive! I'm going to buy him some dinosaur nuggets.
by snailfear May 7, 2011
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Snail Pace

To walk(bop/longbop) very slowly almost in like a dazed like way as if you have no idea where you are and why you're there.
'Wheres Charlotte?'
'Down the road'
'She'll be about an hour then'
'Yeah man major snail pace'
by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin November 7, 2005
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snailin' it

To do something slowly, methodically, but doing it with tremendous success! As if to "nail it" slowly like a 🐌
Wow! You're snailin' it!
by 🐌dude April 18, 2017
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will you snail

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"
discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(
by random boi who makes dumb joke September 25, 2020
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