email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.
" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"
or
"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"
or
"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"
by kermitgreen May 9, 2009
Get the Snailemail mug.After having long vigerous sex with a girl from behind one's testicals at most times become coated with the womans juices, the man then pushes the girl flat onto the bed then drags his balls from her ass to the back of her neck leaving a slimy trail.
after pounding eustice's vag from behind now after several hours, larry realiseing that his nuts are drenched in her snatch slime he forced eustice flat on the bed and gave her a good ol " mail Snail Trail "
by Saulsmin March 26, 2008
Get the mail snail trail mug.When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.
by iPlayInTraffic November 16, 2010
Get the Male Snail Trail mug.Gleaming sticky substance left on your dick after your wife rubs her clit up and down it for 5 minutes.
by Dick Splash January 2, 2004
Get the snail trail mug.The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water
Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!
Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face
Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.
Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face
Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.
by Hanry&Vlad January 7, 2012
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When a male is stabbing his ol girl when right before she orgasms he pulls out and keeps his cock just outside her vag, as she lurches forward to take the meat he backs away, this continues onward until the end of the bed, thus leaving a film of slime resembling that of a snail's across the sheets
When a male is stabbing his ol girl when right before she orgasms he pulls out and keeps his cock just outside her vag, as she lurches forward to take the meat he backs away, this continues onward until the end of the bed, thus leaving a film of slime resembling that of a snail's across the sheets
Adam was doing Alex when he pulled out, she chased the carrot all the way across the room leaving a hell of a snail trail.
by Jackoff with some milk May 14, 2003
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