Smurfs

Are A Colony Of Blue Men Who All Rape 1 Woman

1st Smurf:Man i totally SMURFED smurfette last night
Other Smurfs:Me To!

by Bartimeaus April 26, 2006

Smurfing

Smurfing, the act of painting oneself blue then sneaking up on people and rubing your penis on them.

Chris thought smurfing was cool he once smurfed a lady so hard, i thought she was going to passout.

by jcwizzle September 10, 2016

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.

by stefan the boy wonder March 2, 2004

Smurf

A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.

When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.

We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.

Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.

by BK from the 608 June 23, 2010

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

by Naraic72 January 19, 2011

smurf

UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.

Oh great, here come the Smurfs.

by wodnerduck October 2, 2004