Smug Ferret

1. A condescending poet/artist/philosopher whose arrogance exceeds his wit.

2. Dick Cheney

3. Fucking twat

Lady #1: "Did you see Aaron at the reading last night?"

Lady #2: "Smug Ferret."

Smug Ferret by BerniceMcTrick November 13, 2007

Smug Rug 

A unkept and unclean female crotch. It looks like a forest and smells like it was washed with another dirty crotch.

I would tap Nicole's ass but she has one dirty smug rug.

Smug Rug by Jason, Randy, Monkey September 13, 2006

Smug Tub Jug Club 

A group of girls opposite to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. These girls, on the other hand, have breasts that are so big, they turn off guys. These boobs usually sag, unless, however the girl is wearing a push-up bra.

Dude, Melissa is totally part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. Andrisa, on the other hand is so part of the Smug Tub Jug Club; her tits are HUGE!

Smug Tub Jug Club by PERSONmanDUDE June 22, 2011

smug cloud 

The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.

Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."

Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"

Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)

smug cloud by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2009

Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

Smug Twat by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

Smug Dancin 

the song that hat kid herself dances to

Smug Dancin
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin'
All the time
My baby you on my mind
And I don't know why
Yeah but the feeling is fine
Can't you see
Yo' honey you are for me oh
It were meant to be
Dancin' in the moonlight
Gazing at the stars so bright
Holding you until the sunrise
Sleeping until the midnight
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin'
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Everytime when I look in your eyes
I smile with pride, happy that you're mine
Do you know, your love is true I know
You are the best thing that has happened to me
Get up on the floor
Dancin' all night long
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin' till the break of dawn
Get up on the floor
Dancin'
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Get up on the floor

Smug Dancin by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021

Smug Vagina 

1. When one acts smug even when they look or act ridiculous.

Vanessa Hudgens is a Smug Vagina so much so that even in her nude pictures she looks smug.

Smug Vagina by Miss Mauritia June 9, 2009