Smoosh Cheeks

The art of aggressively pressing your cheeks against cheeks which are exceptionally soft and chubby.

Wow! Kenyon really loves smoosh cheeks. It's his favourite.

by nickyc September 13, 2014

booty smooshing

two booties running together to make fire

friend 1: i’m bored what shall we do?
friend 2: BOOTY SMOOSHING

by séxy mf May 26, 2021

boogle-smoosh

when you go for a piss, and don't shake enough

oh shit, i just boogle-smooshed all over my trousers

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

levi smoosh

when someone hugs you so close and seductively that their genitals push up against you through your jeans

Steven totally just Levi Smooshed Noam

by uberjewber May 2, 2011

smoosh burger

when you order a fast food burger and ask the server to sit on it before it is served

you: could i have a smoosh burger?

server: a what?

you: just sit on it before you give it to me

server: no

by bwill69 April 26, 2011

smoosh

(v.) The act of using the Camel product fresh snus before, during or after smoking marijuana. Commonly used by a select group of elitists known to many as "the foursome".

Hey Ryan, wanna smoosh?

Tell Allegra we're smooshing.

Renee, you're so sexy when you smoosh. <3

by hoegybear September 23, 2010

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018