Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.

Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.

by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011

Smoosh Movie

A movie you invite a girl or guy over to watch when you know you aren't going to "watch a movie" and will instead start smooshing once it starts.

Bro #1 - I invited the new dime piece over for a smooth movie...

Bro #2 - What are you watching?

Bro #1 - Anything with Channing Tatum, always a smoosh movie!

by Bromancer20 May 4, 2016

Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.

"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."

by Taco96 January 5, 2009

Smoosh Push

Smoosh-Push l smooshpush l
Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.

Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.

by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016