Smollett

Term used to describe a fake hate crime, generally done by the SPLC or the ADL.

“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”

by Faodail February 22, 2019

smollett the bed

Fail miserably in a public manner by jumping to conclusions before facts develop.

Let's wait for all the facts, and not smollett the bed with this one.

by EastCoaster22 February 17, 2019

Smollettov Cocktail

While attempting to promote oneself, one accidentally burns down his/her own career.

His career is over. He pulled a Smollettov Cocktail.

by Marooooom February 21, 2019

Smullet

A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.

1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!

2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!

by Ana February 14, 2005

Smollett justice

The decision to drop a case in the person of all charges even though they are guilty.

Smollett justice is the most ridiculous court decision in the United States.

by Slang Advisory Board March 27, 2019

jussie smollette

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.

Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019

Smallet

noun, A small wallet - very appropriate in today's economy

I reached into my back pocket to grab some money out of my Smallet but found that there was little there.

by Uwberger April 30, 2009