smokeholics anonymous

An identification of anonymous people who try to regulate other's personal habits like smoking.

A statutory warning was insufficient on the cigarette pack, hence came the smokeholics anonymous.

by doodling June 30, 2011

Smokeahontes

Legendary smoke hero. Highly reguarded for her ability to "blow clouds". She is rumored to show up with a fat sack when you are scraping your neck or getting ready to to start carpet sharkin for shards

Shit smokeahontes that ain't a cloud , it's a fog bank!!

by MaXPuFZ August 12, 2016

Smokehoe

Someone who loves to do burnouts, drifts, doughnuts and anything that creates smoke in a car. Generally a petrolhead that lives to tune and put their car before their own safety.

That dude is a Smokehoe!

Them Smokehoes are crrrraaaazzzyyyy....

by TopCotcher November 9, 2018

Captain Smokeaho

When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.

Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.

by curious_kai April 22, 2023

Corporate Smoke Show

Used to describe a office babe who clearly likes to do stuff and would still be considered a 9-10 outside the office. A corporate smoke show has a super model body and is dressed to a Tee (clearly financed by a millionaire husband or daddy). This phrase should not be used for any office talent, but reserved for the classy bitch in legal that is clearly out of your league.

"My fucking GOD! Did you see that babe?"

"Where? there's office talent all over this convention."

"Office talent? these hoes are ratchets compared to this broad, a God damn corporate smoke show!"

by Bruh Bruh November 8, 2013

Full McKowski Smokehouse

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009

smokeaholic

someone who excessively smokes tobacco , weed , opium or any other substance that can be smoked . A true smokeaholic ,if in desperate need, will usually pick up a previously , half smoked cigarette ( commonly referred to as a short ) off the ground and smoke it, regardless of the cigarettes apperance or possible diseases you could recieve from doing so. Most Smokeaholic's smell like ashtraysand are not limited to smoking all of the following; cigarettes , cloves , blunts , crack , cigaweed, and other various plant leaves if attempting to survive.

" Man , my dad is a smokeaholic , he will smoke anything! "

" Damn , girl . You are smoking all the damn time! Your'e a fucking smokeaholic."

" Damn man! You are always high ! Freakin smokeaholic!"

by mrknowitallagain March 13, 2009