smog monkey

a derogatory term for a black person

YOU FUCKING SMOG MONKEY

by jlyfish44 March 1, 2024

los angeles smog

the sexual act of rubbing your salty skin baton in baby powder and proceeding to anally plunder your partner. when the anal is done, the person receiving the anal poundage then releases his or her stanky butt wind into the other persons face, resembling the smog that covers the city of los angeles.

after a long dinner at the nearby Indian restaurant, Miguel and Tonya decided to go home and have another round of Los Angeles smog

by collin^2 May 7, 2011

Turkey Smog

Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.

Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.

by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009

No smog

No smog - adj.

a good day or used to describe a good day. A reference to the Ice Cube song "Today was a good day. He says...

"Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god, I dont know but today seems kinda odd. No barking from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog."

How was your day?" " No Smog!" Ah, well I'm glad you are having a good day.

by MattyJ53 February 12, 2010

Dab Smog

The lingering cloud hanging in a room after someone dabs marijuana concentrate and exhales the smoke, clouding the room with dab smog. Worse when large crowds are in closed spaces.

This room is clouded with dab smog.

by Lndshrq July 12, 2016

photochemical smog

What makes the sky look purple at night

"Oh look, the sky is purple because of the photochemical smog!", Julie said to Wesley because she was so bored.

by skulk3r December 9, 2008

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008