smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

Smashed

Had sex with, used in past tense.

Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......

by Most Hated September 29, 2009

You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

by chrisity March 10, 2008

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

Smashed all Crazy

When two people correlate in the act of such mind blowing bangin, head tramatizing, nasty, unadultrated, unfiltered, sloppy, OMFG, raw, just plain stupid dumb, like never before, all day, not even answering mama's phone calls, insane, hellacious, probably have a child from, rediculous, if this is wrong then I don't want to be right, we're going to hell for this, type of sex

I met this fine ass gurl the other day. I got her number and smashed all crazy.

by Dontreal December 8, 2009