smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.

add a smidgen of salt

by sally from home and away April 18, 2003

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Sminge

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

smigger

Slang for an african-american Smurf.

Tweeder: whats up, smiggers?
boohiss: ...

by boohiss August 10, 2003

Smigged

To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.

Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.

by Geoffrey Smith June 10, 2019

Spidget finner

Only the most sophisticated of all fidget spinners.

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

swidger

A low socio-economic mother who allows her children to wreck shoe stores and complains that other children made her kid cry. She is typically overweight, and takes no responsibility for her children's actions. She may be caught wearing clothing from the likes of a Disney Store or Walmart. Caution: Swidgers are dangerous and full of "store rage".

Look at that woman over there letting her kid run around the store. She is such a swidger.

by Corobbie May 22, 2007