Smf

So much fun

Let’s get wasted with strangers it’ll be smf!

by Hajjjjjjj July 24, 2021

Smf

Suck my fuck can be used instead of smd

Smf bitch who the fuck are you

by Thamadone March 5, 2022

SMF

Usually used as a text abbreviation, (much like "SMD"- "Suck my dick"), SMF means Suck my farts.

"Hey man, you really suck, we can't hang out anymore."
"Whatever, SMF!"

by Archie Star August 20, 2022

SMF

Acronym for SLAPPING' MY FO'HEAD (forehead): Created by Lafyette Travail June 18th, 2024
Used as a way to express:
1. acknowledgement of someone's goof-up
2. Funny expression for saying "a Fiasco"
3. As a funny new OMG when dealing with unruly bad ass kids or grandkids
4. Real expression of frustration when dealing with a Hell-raising or unreasonable person

5. Substitute phrase for Mama Mia, Chihuahua, Jesus Christ (when preferring to not use the Lord's name in vain)

Texting#1: Girl, you won't believe this, I forgot to sign the damn paper !
Texting #2: Lmao, SMF !!!!

by LAFYETTE TRAVAIL June 18, 2024

SMF Syndrome

SMF - Scratch Mad Favorites Syndrome. A person who keeps disturbing his favorite person often through text messages, calls etc.

Clara: Peter !! Why do you send irritate me with your texts and repeated missed calls.
Peter: Babe, I am suffering from SMF Syndrome.

by Moulish_Punk March 22, 2014

smfwas

Acronym for Super MotherFucking Weak Ass Shit (S.M.F.W.A.S). Pronounced Smiff-was.

Adjective, describes anything that is weak in nature and deemed to be pathetic, whether it be a choice someone makes or someone who is scrawny and needs to hit the weights.

Originated as W.A.S. but then the S.M.F. was added to imply even more weakness.

Hey Gibinator, go to the gym and lift, you scruffy smfwas n00b!

by Pouchy The Kangaroo July 28, 2010

Smftb

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

by Himothy1- May 9, 2022