Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal

"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"

by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008

sasquatch trap

refers to a bikini or panties worn by a woman who doesn't shave. Typically the hair is escaping the sides of said clothing.

Sue was at the pool in her sasquatch trap. It looked like she hadn't shaved in 2 years.

by Paul Stanley's genitals August 4, 2008

sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok

Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!

by unhelpful1 July 5, 2010

Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.

Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.

by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 6, 2018

Sasquatch

A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.

1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.

by DESTIELFTW000 March 18, 2019

Seshquatch

A Seshquatch is someone who is always up for a sesh, usually sharing weed with a Sesh Gremlin who always smokes everyone else's weed. A Seshquatch is usually very friendly, though can become irritated by over exposure to Sesh Gremlins.

"You mind if I get a few tokes of that mate?"
"Yeah, nah mate go ahead"
"Ah Jay you absolute Seshquatch you're a legend"
"Yeah, nah mate no worries"

by SeshSquatch November 21, 2019