Smartward

A sexy sexy man who is also very smart

Bert:Wow you are such a Smartward

Smartward: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by bert schmert yorkus December 6, 2020

Smartarse

A absolute genius

A smartarse is a genius man for example Albe

by itisalbe July 11, 2022

smartarse

a smartarse is a person who is smart but can be a bit of an arse

molly "albe is a bit of a smartarse"
albe "thank you"

by itisalbe July 11, 2022

SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023

smartyparty

a very smart person

He got high scores all marking period, he’s such a smartyparty.

by bigback5678 March 25, 2024

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025