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Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.
The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.
by GWG October 26, 2012
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the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.
This fucking smartphone is the ultimate piece of shit. Do you know where a phonebooth is?
by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005
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smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.
I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.
by hiresake May 24, 2014
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smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case
I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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Smartphone
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) is a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"
Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack: Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!
by xXSalo7aXx January 26, 2020
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The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s
Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard
by attarax April 23, 2022
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