snapedo

a guy (usually 18+) who goes on snap and adds random girls, and only asks them for nudes. if they don’t send nudes then the guy unadds them.

girl 1: that guy that you were talking about added me

girl 2: nooo unadd him he’s a snapedo

by alyssas.defs June 23, 2019

Twat Shaped Twat

When you're so mad at someone, all the good insults disapear from your head....and this is what you are left with!

I can't believe you did that! You are such a Twat Shaped Twat!

by MistressC February 4, 2010

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Pear-shaped-having ass

A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.

“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”

by gary69_ March 28, 2023

gone pear-shaped

Unexpectedly gone wrong or gone awry.

"Since the plane times changed my whole holiday plans have gone pear-shaped..."

by Asynca June 29, 2004

gone pear-shaped

UK slang (London)

To go wrong, to be victims of Murphy's Law. Often heard for the lips of actors in Brit crime flicks and cop shows Origin obscure.

"Bloody Hell it's the sweeny, it's all gone pear shaped"

by black flag June 26, 2004

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007