Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

small ball syndrome

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood

"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"

by Archibald Octavian Reider May 8, 2013

Small Face Hundred

The older-style (pre 1996) of the USD 100 dollar bill. Compared to the small faced hundred, modern $100 notes have a significantly larger portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front. This term can also be used to express the idea of "old money."

"Small face hundreds, 94' money"
Shawty Lo - Easily I Approach

by TonySnark July 2, 2011

small town girl syndrome

When a girl, typically high school age, is in a shitty relationship but refuses to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn't realize the amount of other guys out there in the world. Typical of girls who spend their whole childhood in a small town.

Her boyfriend is such a player, but she won't move on because she has small town girl syndrome.

by Iskaldt October 9, 2016

tom's small dick

The name of one who usually has no balls

"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

by 69dicklove69 June 18, 2014

tough talk for a fella with a small cock

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.

you: “sonic you are gay”

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”

by snitsgrits May 12, 2020

SmallArms

A runescape player whose main goal is to sell in game blow jobs for irl money, he has been seen in action in Teletubyking's Player owned house multiple time presumable immediately after completing the deed.

OMG SmallArms's Succ was worth the 22m i rwted for it!

by notTeletubyKing April 11, 2017