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The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever

In response to the Worlds Largest Facebook Group Ever, The Wold's Smallest Facebook Group Ever (WSFGE) was created and is the most selective facebook group ever conceived. WSFGE accepts only the smartest, fastest, attractive, interesting, and especially attractive people in the world. Even tho you can can join the WSFGE at any time, you often will be kicked out very soon afterwards, as well as shamed for attempting to fit in among such great people.
Ugly Kid: "I have joined The World's Smallest Facebook Group Ever like 10 times but they keep kicking me out"
by Matt Ritt April 28, 2007
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Smallened

The act of having something reduced in size.
Von Miller had his ears smallened after the 2016 superbowl.
by jerpaw August 28, 2016
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Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th
Bully your smallest friend day
by Ummm me December 11, 2020
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Shalled

the act of getting delayed in the bathroom stall because the guy in the next stall finished shitting at the same time as you, and you'd like to avoid the awkward encounter at the sink
sink.

"Dude, we wanted to go to lunch 20 mins ago, what took so long?"

"Sorry, I got shalled, the guy next to me took forever to wipe his ass."
by Kj9999 June 28, 2016
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bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019
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smallediumexilarge

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.
<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."
by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008
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smallenize

Can you smallenize that image
by Fleur Petite July 22, 2014
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