shagged

Basically when something is shagged it is totally fucked and not worth fixing!

"the car is shagged"
"uve shagged that one up!"
"I used it until it was totally shagged"

by Ruzz5000 November 23, 2006

Slagged

1. To destoy something technological

2. To reduce something to slag i.e.
the vitreous mass left as a residue by the smelting of metallic ore.
from Low German slagge, from Middle Low German.

Slagged entered the realm of slang through its extensive use in Transformers: Beast Wars (1996) predating its use in Batman Beyond

Did you see that scene in Office space where they totally slagged the fax machine

by In Google We Trust March 18, 2005

Smagge

To caress the head or the act of caressing the head

Can I have a smagge?

by iiip1g3oniii December 2, 2009

sagged

It simply means slow and tired at the same time. It's the kind of feeling you get in the morning, when you can't quite think, and you're still waking up.

If someone tells you a joke that goes over your head, or you answer a simple question wrong, you're probably sagging or saggy. It's also from a side effect of caffeine.

Ace: See what I did there?
Me: Err...no?
Ace: *Points to punchline of joke*
Me: Ohhh ok. Sorry, I'm a bit sagged this morning.

Teacher: Johnny, answer this question: What's 2+2?
Me: Ummmm...er..I think...5?
Teacher: 4!
Me: Sorry ma'am, I'm saggy today.

by Oltavulpes January 20, 2016

I shagged your Nan

I shagged your nan is often used in British schools from Roadmen who think its funny to say that they shagged your nan.

wag1 fam I shagged your nan innit she is proper Peng

by ig = _alfiedavis March 10, 2020

shagged out

1) To be exhausted from a hard days work.
2) Unable to get wood due to excessive knobbing.
3) A gay phrase used by douchebags to try and make them believe they're having more sex than you.

Ben: "Ooooh yeah, after yesterdays exploits, I'm shagged out!"
Kevin: "What, those men tire you?"

by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

bell swagged

to have a disproportionately large glans in relation to the penile shaft. a cock like a mushroom.

"eeh, it hurt a bit going in, cos he was so bell swagged"

by Matt Hindle January 8, 2004