backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.

Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.

by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014

sloblock

An anagram of bollocks, meaning however scrotum or scrot.

My sloblock is itchy.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

slowmo

Someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.

Julian took a long time to finally come out, he's such a slowmo.

by jkc August 7, 2012

captain slolomon

the leader of the elite omega roflcopter squad is the supreme, and only leader. legend has it he could fly a rofl copter on his own, only using his appendix, and he cant hit an elephant from 20 metres away with zomgbombs and missloles.
some also say that he came 7th in the space race. he often likes ZOMGBBQPIZZA and lolmonade and will eat this at lolapalooza after hes pwnd all tem outlawls.

on the first day there was war, the lmao planes ruled the skies while the lollerskates and lolzorblades reigned with terror, on the second day god ate some ZOMGBBQPIZZA and the left over crust made a child, CAPTAIN SLOLOMON, he made the roflcopter to counter the evil laughter of other machines and flew it and recruited wild kodiak bears to help him, together they brought peaceful laughter to the world and he named this day lolapalooza

by mc prosef March 17, 2009

Slowbodahism

The act of making a simple task difficult.

When somebody gives you more information that you really need.

by IchiBanStunna December 8, 2003

Slowbodahism

The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.

Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.

by 4Shizzle December 10, 2003

slowcome

comes from slimy hands

Amanda touched me with her slowcome hands.

by Royalstick January 24, 2009