slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

Slorasaurus Rex

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

by george the hipster March 17, 2011

Slortcho

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.

1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!

by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011

slowtart

a slowtart is a kind of person who managed to surpass a whole new level of retarded.

Cameron: damn alyssa is such a fucking slowtart

Zoe: IKR! She’s so dumb

by slowtart December 6, 2020

sloota

This is the german word for slut. In ancient times, if one was to go to a brothel they would ask for a the finest sloota in the land. She would come with an assortment of chesse and meat.

Dear Diary- "Renner's mom is such a sloota. She slept with Bob Barker and Jay Leno last night."

by Elle Esse July 6, 2007

Sportage

The ultimate car. If you see a Sportage (a capital letter must always be used when writing the word 'Sportage') you must ask the person or people with you if they think that the car is a Sportage. They must react by becoming exceptionally excited by the car you are referring to. The term 'Sportage' can also be used when discussing other wonderful cars, such as a Lamborghini or a Ferrari, as they are in the same league as a Sportage, just with a less cool name. The use of the term 'Sportage' should not be used lightly. It is a serious car. It is the best car in the world.

Person 1 (Becka): 'Is that a Sportage?'

Person 2 (David): 'OHHHHH MY GOD WHERE? AHHHHHH I LOVE A SPORTAGE' Proceeds to chase car.

by kiddotricks April 20, 2013

Sportacus

A method of taking a dump in which you perch yourself above the toilet by spreading your legs out wide perpendicular to oneself, gripping your feet onto the cubicle walls to your sides before releasing the beast into the potty.

Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.

I just got done doing a Sportacus in the bathroom last night and it was fucking awesome dude.

Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.

by Canid-Kaiba June 11, 2016