adj.
being extremely drunk, the over-indulgence of alcoholic beverages, the inability to function while intoxicated.
being extremely drunk, the over-indulgence of alcoholic beverages, the inability to function while intoxicated.
vhvcjfr,chfymcjnedhmcghdv slizzurd!(man dude, im fuckin' slizzurd!) j,gcruftvugiufch.l,w (i hope you're driving.)
by 6a6yl0n May 28, 2009
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I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose
by Bp28 June 21, 2007
Get the slizzard on a goose mug.A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.
Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"
Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"
Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."
by B-Neeze816 August 12, 2012
Get the Slizzard mug.This refers to a person who is wheeling with bottom of the barrel standards. The phrase refers to "Trolling" as when fishing, when one tries to catch bottom feeders by running a lure along the bottom of the lake. The "Slizz" part represents the scum that one will inevitably catch when wheeling with such low standards.
1. Damn, Luke hasn't gotten a chick in weeks. He's just trolling for slizz right now
2. Hey guys, let's hit the club and go trolling for some slizz!
2. Hey guys, let's hit the club and go trolling for some slizz!
by Ontario41 September 13, 2011
Get the Trolling for Slizz mug.by Holly homeslizle July 29, 2008
Get the home slizzle mug.The act of two female reptilion bodies engaging in what is otherwise known as scissoring, hence the coined term "slizzering".
The two horny toads were in the mood, so they mounted eachother and rubbed their vagina's together; they slizzered, or were slizzering for lack of a better example.
by DevinP November 25, 2010
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