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I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
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smitten kitten

the term to express one's love for a certain man.
i am beyong "liking" this guy,
i'm a full-blown smitten kitten!
I'M SUCH A SMITTEN KITTEN FOR DAN COLEMAN RIGHT NOW
by catpaw1234 December 4, 2010
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Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.
Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"
by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008
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Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.
"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001
by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005
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slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.
Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.
by kris takahashi May 3, 2010
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Smittenship

- Act of being smitten by the other party in a relationship
Joe was in this smittenship that will not last.
by DeMarco Gonzalas November 2, 2010
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smittener

A person who gets people to fall in love with them, or become smitten with them. This can either be intentional or accidental.
-"I really like Samantha. I like her a lot."
-"Well of course you do. Look at her. She's totally a smittener."
by IFearChuckNorris February 27, 2014
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