slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum

"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"

by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.

bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.

by crandlecooper January 24, 2009

slimy bob

Whilst someone is sleeping, you overpower their body, and tie down all four limbs. You then proceed to poop in the mouth and duct tape it shut, forcing them to consume the feces.

Bro, I am totally gonna “slimy bob” Noah tonight.

by TheSlimyBobPro February 16, 2019

slimy jerry

the act of exploding with diarrhea in the middle of intercourse

One guy: did you hear about uriah hanging out with that one drunk bitch when he had diarrhea?

Another guy: Yeah he totally gave her a SLIMY JERRY.

by J0hn D0e 325420 April 13, 2010

Slimy Brent

A used car salesman, who spends most of his time in dirty, old, stinky cars. Being in such a hot environment makes the used car salesman very sweaty, but more importantly, slimy. Hence the name Slimy Brent

I have a disgusting story to tell you, Chealsea

What is that, Brenda?
Well, I went to buy a Nissan Micra from a used car lot
K lol
Well, I went there and saw such a Slimy Brent!
Well, that was 2 be expected lol
Shut up, Chels

by Pilky01 July 01, 2016

Slimy Butt

Slimy Butt is when you can definately feel some moisture collecting in the butt crack, more specifically concentrated around the anus. Slimy Butt is most often caused by a poor job of wiping the butt after a poop. Slimy Butt often leads to Itchy Anus if not attended to.

Johnny-Boy: Aaahhh man, i had such a bad case of slimy butt i had to go wipe myself clean.

Todd: Good work Johnny-Boy, do you feel any better?

Johnny-Boy: You bet! I can finally walk around without an odd sensation in my crack.

by Androu March 11, 2008

slimy turtle

when the boy is feeling up the girl while the girl's legs are wrapped around the boy's back and up his shirt at the same time

while i was feeling her up, we were in the slimy turtle position

by tommydizzleword September 21, 2008