Slim Jim

an un finished handjob.

yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 11, 2006

slim jim

a long small skinny penis, a girthless penis

After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!

by slimmy jimmy October 4, 2006

Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.

Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.

by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009

Slim Jim

an unfinished handjob.

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 11, 2006

slim jim

a slim jim

gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole

by gluten free 42 May 6, 2020

slim Jim

A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size

did u seriously suck his slim jim?

by abester January 15, 2008

slim jim

a man who's member resembles a piece of old rope

your dad has a slim jim

by SLEEM JEEM March 26, 2003