bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 7, 2008

slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

Slappamada

The slapping of a madman, or the Marma slapping you.

Ima slappamada you!

by SlappamadaMyGs February 13, 2019

slapps

Used to describe something that is good

This song slapps

by oceansbucky April 22, 2019

Double Slapping

In a game of zombies on "call of duty world at war" where a zombie simultaneously hits you with both arms in a windwill formation.

Woah help! These zombies are Double Slapping!

by C Bubz August 11, 2010