Shamcocking

when a man colors his penis green in rememorance of St. Patricks day and proceeds to have sex or recieve head from a woman. There will be green marker left behind on the woman for everyone to see.

Hey look at Ashleys mouth its green. She was definitely just shamcocking Jared.

by somerandomguy987 May 30, 2011

slacking jim

When you only do two strokes and the cumshot dribbles out your dick like patheticly. Usually and embarrassing moment for all

Greg has a real slacking Jim. The cumshot got all over his pubes!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

slambackingpoopyhead

when someone has done something to you on purpose so they are a slambackingpoopyhead

*ball hit u*
oi u did that on purpouse

no I didn't
yes u did slambackingpoopyhead

by Twinkletows5 June 10, 2018

Slacking

When You Get Caught Off Guard.

person - "What Happened To Eddie"
person 2 - "The Feds Caught Him Slacking"

by CUM.IN.MY.BUM May 9, 2020

Slacking

"i just didn't wan to get up this am"

Slacking: i'm not slacking i just didn't wan to get up this am

by Jas0nb March 5, 2021

Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger

My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick

by Beepisboop August 20, 2022

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022