Slacktard

a lazy person who doesn't know how stupid they are

Dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘OMFG!! that shit is cray! can't believe that's real’ anytime someone shares an Onion article on Facebook, you’re an idiot.

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

slackfired

When you do something half-assed and end up making it harder then it would've been if you had just done it the right way to begin with.

Well, mopping the floor without vacuuming up the dog hair first really slackfired.

by dkrnet June 4, 2016

slackfire

To unintentionally make achieving a goal more difficult by trying to achieve it the fastest, easiest, cheapest way possible.

My plan to save money by not doing routine maintenance on my car slackfired when the engine blew.

by dkrnet May 15, 2016

slavware

Games, typically ones of poor quality, produced in Slavic countries

This game is so obviously slavware

by NotMaurice December 29, 2021

Stuckware

An alternative and arguably catchier way of saying "Potentially Unwanted Programs" or PUPs. This refers to software which intentionally makes itself difficult to remove entirely, often the only way to truly get rid of it is to reinstall your entire operating system. Although mainly used to refer to software downloaded in bundles from fake download buttons, invasive DRM platforms from large software corporations such as Adobe and Autodesk also fall under the term.

Should've never let my nephew borrow my laptop, now my storage disk is stuffed to the brim with stuckware.

by unknown_user351 July 27, 2022

slackreligious

Casual about Bible-related speech, beliefs, practices, etc.

Many of da top evangelists really roar and scream about Hell and damnation during their sermons, but they are mighty slackreligious off-camera and in their personal/everyday lives!

by QuacksO May 23, 2023

Slackwalking

The act of unconsciously or semi-consciously sending Slack messages late at night, often while half-asleep. Characterized by waking up the next morning to find an unexpected or intricate series of messages sent to colleagues or teammates, usually requiring explanation or damage control.

I woke up to twenty Slack notifications from myself. Turns out I was slackwalking last night.

by liam3333 September 30, 2025