Skyrim

A place in Tamriel that is like a medieval Russia

I now wanna go to Russia and kill giant spiders and talk to cat men because it is like Skyrim

by Dovahkiin1144 June 21, 2018

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda Shitworks in 2011.

It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons

"Damn I was-a playing Skyrim last-a night-a and I found-a one hundred dragon souls"

by poopookid November 2, 2014

skyrim

A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.

I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.

by Bip Bip Daniels December 13, 2010

Skyrim

The art of getting rimmed in the sky.

*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"

by VIGiraffe November 8, 2011

Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

Skyrim

Far Cry 3… with swords

Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords

by Gingerbreadbedhead January 21, 2022

Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.

"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.

by Not Fartnockerman August 5, 2012