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spinster

A word men used to offend a woman who isn't married or doesn't have children. But now we're reclaiming the word: a girl who doesn't change herself for a guy or a woman who doesn't define herself by a guy.
"She's so cool! she has the spinster vibe y'know?"
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Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish
The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn
by Dude March 2, 2005
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spinster

A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.
Joke

Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?

Person: think....I don't know, tell me.

Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?

Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard
by 123philihp321 September 29, 2006
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Madonna/Spinster Complex

A false dichotomy that asserts that a woman cannot be both a family person and following her professional ambitions. Compare and contrast Madonna/Whore Complex.
"Feminism is a depopulation plot! Feminazis want to destroy the nuclear family! They tell women that they should want to become wage drones, instead of marrying, having children and making me sandwiches!"
"That's quite a Madonna/Spinster complex you have going on there."
by Dire Tamandua July 2, 2017
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spinster

A female who values her female relationships as much as her male ones, doesn't alter who she is, what she believes in, or what she wants to make a boy's life easier, and not worrying that boys will find her unattractive if she speaks what's is on her mind

A spinster can have sexual relationships as long as they still follow the spinster rules
Boy: "I don't like the way you dress, you would look so much better if you wore dresses like other girls"
Girl: "Well, I like my jeans and I'm not changing myself to impress you"
Boy: "Stop it and just agree with me like other girls do!"
Girl: "Well that's my opinion and I'm not changing it just because you don't agree. It's called being a spinster"
by Feminist#1 March 4, 2017
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spinster

A hipster (35+) who takes a modern, but yet old expensive piece of clothing and pairs it with mostly inexpensive items purchased from Nordstrom's Rack or Marshall's. Basically, they put their own SPIN on their old expensive clothing and thus making it AWESOME = SPINSTER!
A new trendy hoodie with an old expensive leather skirt and v-Itaglia boots or paul green shoes (and sometimes awesome knee socks), hence, you are a SPINster!
by tarster October 3, 2010
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spinster

a word men use to make women feel quilt about not being married or married and childless
man, she’s a spinster”
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