defo smashed

A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)

least horny r/nbacirclejerk user: *sees a picture of Luka and salt bae* Defo smashed fr 🔥🔥🔥👿👿👿👿

by MilkLizard October 9, 2021

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smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

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smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

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Smashed

Had sex with, used in past tense.

Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......

by Most Hated September 29, 2009

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You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

by chrisity March 10, 2008

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