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Simping

V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female
Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.

Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!

Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
by WomanSlayer85 November 4, 2019
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The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.

The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.

The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.

Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.

If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.

WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.

SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
by bruh123456789\ May 28, 2020
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Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy (SIMP).
The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.

This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
Man, stop Simping over that woman. She has you by the balls and you're thinking with your little head instead of your big head! She's not worth it.
by Cyborg2000 November 27, 2019
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Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?

Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.

Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.

Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
by oh god please no May 28, 2020
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Simping is leaving ur guys for a girl.Such as choosing her over your bro just because ur horny.If your boy wants to facetime with u and you dont because your chatting to a girl your simping.
Aptula simping with olivia and leaving his bros.Going against bro before hoes
by riskyasav March 21, 2020
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Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.
PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.
by shochina August 23, 2007
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When you a really high from smoking weed and you burp but smoke comes out.
"Did you just see the teacher smurping in that students face??"
by MackenzieLL June 27, 2008
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