SImpostor

An Impostor who simps in order to not get voted out. Found in the game Among Us.

A: This dude just helped fixing his sabotages for everyone though he was an Impostor.
B: What a SImpostor.

by earuhwrbwruvbhwbuern September 19, 2020

Simpossible

Something that is only possible if you're a simp.

Person 1: I just donated 1000$ to my favorite female streamer!
Person 2: Really I don't believe you, that's impossible!
Person 1: That's not impossible you idiot, that's simpossible!

by Civilian Gaming February 27, 2022

Foamer Simpson

When a Beer is poured or cracked and foams at the top.

JC cracked a Bapple and the foam came rose out of the can. “JC bro you got a foamer Simpson.”

by Foamer Simpson January 10, 2023

i hate simps

i hate simps mean we no want simps A simp is a person who did too much for a girl or man.

John: i literally brought a house for her and she rejected me Jack: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?

Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"

by Fearman February 23, 2008

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

the simpsons

perhaps the greatest thing ever to happen to weekdays and sunday nights at 8. Seasons 4-12 were the golden years. THe early ones were kinda stupid, and the later ones aren't as witty and clever, but i must love it to the end.

Haha, i have seen every single simpsons episode ever made multiple times

by Frost October 16, 2004