shmoop

term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA

does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.

by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003

simoot

The unstoppable sexual desire to rip off one’s pants and have rough Nigerian sex on the beach

Wow her simoot was so good, I hope she’s pregnant and I also want her vape

by simoot July 25, 2023

Shmoobing

Shmoobing: chilling or hanging out. verb

"we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)

"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)

"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)

by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmoof

Can be used to replace another word or just literally anything ever

Awe such a cute shmoof!
What a fucking shmoof!

by LitTit09 May 28, 2018

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.

Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.

by rsguy225 October 29, 2018

Shmoofed

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

by McNigger June 20, 2019