The Alain Prost of the new era. He saves fuel, and tires. He makes others lose focus and create mistakes, while he slides by and drives to victory.
Boothy: I wish I was a Simon
Deko: Me too
Boothy: You could never go a race without making a mistake, you could never be Simon.
Deko: Me too
Boothy: You could never go a race without making a mistake, you could never be Simon.
by SennaSS July 9, 2011
Get the Simonmug. He's very skinny. He's young with Justin Bieber hair. pisses people off a lot. always cold. who sits all day doing nothing but playing games on his computer while eating junk food. He likes to pet his friendly micro penis that you need a microscope to see.
by Im his friend it aint true April 11, 2019
Get the Simonmug. A very small midget that help his friend to get them girl and make fun of other while other people don't care and help his friend to get girl that already have a boyfriend and the friend of his is trying to act smart to get them girls while he can't.
simon
by The_Smo_27 March 20, 2017
Get the Simonmug. by soft chunky lips February 7, 2010
Get the Simonmug. 
Get the Simonmug. 