Alaskan swimming pool

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and seamen fills the belly button creating what appears to be a swimming pool that is frozen.

Last night I gave Courtney an Alaskan swimming pool.

by Yamahafreak1299 April 13, 2016

Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

by captain_moist April 27, 2020

swimming

it is true that swimming is a hard sport. it is also true that swimming is boring and swimmers hate swimming. however, it is MOST DEFINITELY true that man swimmers are the hottest things alive (i.e.Micheal Phelps, Ryan Lochte, etc.), and THAT is why i swim. also it's a good way to challenge yourself. btw the rumors ARE true -swimmers (more women than men, in fact) are the most sexually active atheletes, due to great stamina and endorphins released into the brain while swimming. this is strange to me, seeing that swimmers have no lives, and in their free time they eat a bunch and then sleep. :)

swimmer: "man i'm tired"
stupid person: "why's that?"
swimmer: well, it's about 9:00 in the morning and i've had two 2-hour practices..."
stupid person: "wowzer. who knew swimming took so much commitment..."
swimmer: "i hate you."

by candy whiskey December 25, 2008

Swimming

A sport often neglected by those who have not been a part of, nor swam at least 40 lengths of the pool non-stop. Swimming is a very intense sport full of speedos and half naked girls whom join either to stay in shape, competitively swim, or for the lack of clothing that the men wear.
Often Rejected by muscle-heads such as football players, runners, wresters and any type of other sport that requires injury to the head because there is no more room for acceptance due to the lack of space available in their brains for acceptance.
Swimmers are part of a team which they refer to as their family, as they are together 24/7 due to the amount of practice that swim coach piles upon them. Swimmers also are known to date the members of their swim team; which is technically incest.
Swimming teams often complain about their sport, yet never quit because of the love/hate relationship with the water. Also, a swimmer can be found by food, talking about food, or complaining that there is not enough food.

Football player: swimming's easy.
Swimmer 1: if swimming's easy then why am I skinny and in shape while you're still fat?
Swimmer 2: (to other swimmer) bro, eat this sandwich, you're not you when you're hungry.

by justanotherdictionary December 28, 2013

Simping Cost

When you go all out to impress a girl/boy and do whatever it takes to get her/his attention, even if it means sacrificing your time, energy, and money. But in the end, it often leaves you feeling emotionally drained and broke financially

John keeps going out with a girl to win her over but Sarah is never interested. This leaves John broke and broken-hearted each time. The simping cost was high, wasting his money and happiness on someone who didn't appreciate it.

by kenial2023 June 15, 2023

unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

swimming

a sport thats for people who are cool that gets you in really good shape and makes you a beast

swimming made claeson a beast

by claesonsasexybeast May 5, 2006