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Simi Valley

- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009
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Simi Valley Rap

The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre
Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap
by hubsta May 24, 2022
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Simi dodo

Used to define a humiliating goal in Rocket League. It is often used by no-life 12 year olds. However, it is cool when Butmun and FromageFrit use them.
Chat:
*Butmun scored*
FromageFrit: Simi dodo
Butmun: Simi dodo
by FromageFrit April 7, 2018
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Simi fat cunt

Simi fat cunt is a fat man who likes to Rub tits and flick clit on BBW’s
by Simi fat man April 30, 2019
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Simi G

Simi G sharted in the J block toilets
by Slutlander January 22, 2024
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Website similarity scam

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022
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Simina

Usually a girl with higher education, avid book reader, open mindset, mad emotional intelligence and great libido . In most cases, a Simina was not abused by her family in contrast with other female names carriers and has amazing genes. Loves males and respects fellow females. Probably a genius in disguise but too innocent and shy to admit it. Loves patriarchy as much as feminism and wishes the world would be a better place. Not a fan of dick pix and animal abuse. Great smile and amazing talent.
Damn, I wanna be Simina.
by not_ur_boy November 25, 2017
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