shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity

That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Shunkerknuckle

1) The act of using unusual things to facilitate masturbation.
2) Someone who practises this.

1) I had a mad shunkerknuckle last night using some pastrami in a pair of my grans knickers stuffed between the matresses!

2) Damn man you are one sick shunkerknuckle!

by Oilymarc August 26, 2016

Shunk

When your ballsack is larger than your penis.

Look, Billy has a shunk. His dick is so small, even smaller than his balls.

by akell28 March 7, 2017

shunkies

An abbreviation for the exclamation "shit monkeys." Often used around small children, so as not to encourage them to swear.

Holy shunkies that's a huge chicken!
or
SHUNKIES I JUST BURNED MY HAND ON THIS UBER HOT FRYING PAN.

by Farmer Kaylie February 17, 2005

shpunke

Cum or semen.

Do you ever shpunke on stage?

by marycreamcheese April 22, 2004

Shrunkin Head Syndrome

When a girls boobs are so big that it ultimately 'shrinks' her head.

Dude, check out these pictures of Selia! She totally has Shrunkin Head Syndrome!

by Who's Emily? August 14, 2010

Shunki

Hes a fucking god lmao sexiest bedwars player the earth as ever seen

Omgomgomgomg its shunki IM A FAN CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH SHUNKI

by Gamerboy81 December 29, 2020