shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

schuster

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.

Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!

by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Shasta

One of the most loyal girls the world has ever known she loves with all her heart and deserves to be treated with respect and spoiled she is the best wife a man could ask for simply amazing wish she was mine

Shasta best wife any man could ask for.

by Ryacusss July 24, 2017

Shuet

When you need shit in clash of clans because you have big gay

I need shuet. (Donates five barbarians)

by Michael Aulner has gay October 17, 2018

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.

"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"

by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

Saustage

The act of holding one against his will by means of firmly gripping his penis

He was held saustage by the crazed homosexual.

by dillskin November 11, 2010

Shasta Bomb

A "Shasta Bomb" is a sexual act where in which two or more participants take a can of soda particularly lemon lime Shasta and empty said can in one's rectum and hold it in by shear Force of squeezing their own butt cheeks and tightening their anus until they're properly standing over their partners face where in which they release the soda onto them which traditionally is followed by the recipient yelling out "Shasta bomb!"

We broke up because she didn't properly wash before Shasta bombing me last night.

by 2MnyTendys April 19, 2021