The shutting up theory

Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.

Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.

by Pickle sauce February 12, 2021

Schulteing

To loaf around stopping at everyone you pass to have a conversation of some sort. Usually done at least once when you get to work and once after lunch to make the work day go faster by doing less work and more talking.

Look at that mofo over there shulteing around.

by CB April 18, 2003

shulling

The act of being a total and complete idiot.

The act of being oblivious to the obvious.

Amber was totally shulling at the mall yesterday, did you see her hitting on those gay guys?

by rogerrabbit99 August 1, 2012

shunting

See also shunt. The act of hunting for a shag. Commonly referred to packs of 20-something girls who target unsuspecting men at bars, clubs etc.

"Such satisfying shunting last night. That guy was such a good shag"

by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010

shutting it down

dont get confused with ham sandwich, although similar shutting it down generally occurs after games night with a trip in the legendary dalmobile. known to avert crisis by leaving the premises and patrolling the block as the bradvoidence goes home alone.

c - time to shut it down
voidence - later group
noid - setups intermission room

by foug January 12, 2005

SHULTZINATOR

when a naked midget jumps on you back and starts assfucking you while pinching your nipples screaming the theme song from Broke Back mountain.

i went out to the movie theater and got a SHULTZINATOR from the midget at the counter...

by kks115 July 21, 2008

Schultzing

When a twin fucks his brother in the ass

"Oh man, did you hear about the Herbert twins... they got so drunk and started schultzing at the party"

by Steve Bannon's Dog September 9, 2025