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Stale Scale Syndrome

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.
person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
by dannyhang December 21, 2013
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Shalex

Shalex is a word that describes someone who is up-to-date on any and all relevant pop-culture, jokes, and memes. They oftentimes change their point-of-view based on what people say and they will be proud of their extensive knowledge on memes.
Person 1: Dude does my voice sound any deeper?
Person 2: Don’t be such a Shalex
by Dismade July 21, 2020
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Stale Spunk

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021
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chivalrous stalemate

When two people are trying to pass through a doorway and both insist that the other goes first.
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
by nonexistent December 9, 2012
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Layne Staley

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014
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shale

While I was making a sandcastle, I saw a giant shale in the ocean
by Mark Hamill May 9, 2006
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Shealee

Girls named Shealee are funny, pretty, cute and sexy! They always have a very cute butt and always make everyone laugh. Shealees are animal loving, caring girls who are commonly vegetarians and hav a lot of friends!
Shea is from the irish name sarah
OMG There's Shealee....she is sooo funny!!!
by nesssy February 5, 2010
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