Shremon

a ship between BTS's RM and Shrek.
aka the 2nd best ship known to mankind

someone: Man, I would kill for a relationship like Shremon.

by imgayforyou July 8, 2019

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Shrewsbury Oil Drill

When the female does a handstand and spreads her pussy. the male then shits in her pussy and bangs it down with his cock, railing her like a drill. the female then queefs the crushed and wet shit out, causing it to spray the room. the oil refers to the shit erupting out of the female.

"Brandon preformed a Shrewsbury Oil Drill on Chloe the other day, she had scat in her fanny for 2 days!"

by SlothHub February 4, 2020

Screwmoji

An emoji that is often used with sexual connotations even though the emoji's original intent may have nothing to do with sexuality.

He sent the girl he met on Tinder a big screwmoji in the form of a heart on fire.

by Jay_Britt January 21, 2021

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!

Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!

by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.

...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.

by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007

Shrew Mode

A state in which one completely removes themselves form the outside world in order to create a personal utopia. Shrew mode consists of the silencing of one's mobile phone in tandem with complete ignorance of any landlines present. Ideally, it is a time spent in the nude wearing nothing but socks and perhaps a towel; however, certain residency restraints may prohibit this from being possible. A typical entrance to shrew mode consists of ingesting large amounts of THC while alternating between eating, laying on a couch/bed, listening to music, getting lost in one's own thoughts, ingesting more THC, jerking off, showering, and thoroughly enjoying that no one can contact you to ruin this heavenous endeavor. In the event that one shrew notices his silent cell phone lighting up signifying a received text message or incoming call, it is customary tradition to look away and curse whoever is trying to ruin your time.

Ex. 1 -

Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...

Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.

Ex. 3 -

Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.

by Shrewbleton October 31, 2011