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screwboo

screwboo - any injury a person can get from rough or playful sex.
Geez, did you see the wicked screwboo on her knees? I don't think I'd wear shorts after getting a carpet burn like that. Next time she has sex on the carpet, she needs to wear knee pads!
by Ruby Slippers March 16, 2010
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shewbear

a nickname for a person who may be considered a goofball or goober
Kerrin played a joke on me. She's such a shewbear!
by shewtoyou2002 December 1, 2010
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shrewmpa loompa

A friend who is less than 2 feet tall, looks orange, and has a foot long nose
Yo you look like a shrew and an oompa loompa!
Other people: shrewmpa lompa doompa dee doo
Hes a shrewmpa loompa
by CanIGetAHoyeaa February 24, 2018
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Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.
That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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Shrewsbury Oil Drill

When the female does a handstand and spreads her pussy. the male then shits in her pussy and bangs it down with his cock, railing her like a drill. the female then queefs the crushed and wet shit out, causing it to spray the room. the oil refers to the shit erupting out of the female.
"Brandon preformed a Shrewsbury Oil Drill on Chloe the other day, she had scat in her fanny for 2 days!"
by SlothHub February 4, 2020
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tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!
Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!
by Evlo_ November 16, 2019
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shrew stompers

Footwear worn with the intent of causing serious injury to small mammalian rodents.
...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.
by Brandon Michael Hall October 11, 2007
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